If you've been to the gym, it's likely that you've run into a few people who fit into these categories.
10. Cardio Bunny
This is the girl who's always on the treadmill, usually fast-walking
on an incline with what looks like the thinnest layer of skin
covering delicate bones.
9. The Meathead
This guy walks around the gym with his chest puffed up,
fists clenched, admiring his physique in the mirror.
Often can be found flexing mid set.
*bicep kiss*
8. Selfie Queen
Usually can be found in the group fitness room
with an exercise ball and a gal pal giggling
and taking photos for Instagram or Facebook.
Don't forget the #fitness tag!
7. Wheel Spinner
Comes to the gym year after year,
but looks the same as the day he signed up.
6. Goal Switcher
Nobody really knows why this guy is here.
5. One-Upper
You gained 10 lbs of muscle during your last bulking cycle?
You could have done better, bro,
he did the Insanity workout, put on 15 lbs of muscle
while dropping 10 lbs of fat in one month!
Photo unrelated to gym character listed above. Hehe.
4. Fit Couple
They come in together, he does curls,
she watches and half-heartedly
mimics his movements.
So cute.
3. The Sleezeball
Hits on every girl at the gym.
2. Gym Gabber
Talks to everyone.
Middle of a set? It's okay!
The gym will always be here, but will he be here to entertain you?
Only for the next half hour, so enjoy.
1. The Flake
That friend who always sets up gym dates, but never shows up.
And of course we can't forget The Geezer, The Fitness Guru, Ms. America, The Grunter, Quarter-Squatter, The Bro, Van Damme, and The Distraction.
I'd tell you not to be "that guy," but you probably already are. It's okay, you have a special place in my heart at the gym <3
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